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eph Senior
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add kayo kung may alam pa kayong words
Jologs Dictionary Alpombra - (al-pom-bra) n. multi colored sandals with a thick and tough strap made of cloth, it has shiny nuggets of metal imitation flakes glued to the cloth strap; this type of footwear was intended for women but the usual people who fancy this footwear are the men who have no sandals, they stole it from their lolas and mothers. Apipak - (a-pee-phak) n. three to four strands of hair found on top of the big toe. Askal - (ass-khal) n. the highway breed of dogs. Asogue - (ass-oh-geh) n. armpit hairs. Baklog - (bhak-log) n. a homosexual johlog; they are inclined to dressing up like girls and the are known to pay gay sex or some chupchup. Baktol - (bhak-tol) n. third level of armpit stench; the odor is similar to a rotten guava; the nature of this smell is to stick to the clothes and mix with the sweat, this is the usual odor of the atmosphere during UP registration. Baktong - (bhak-tohng) n. nipples darting through clothing; best seen when wet. Banil - (bah-neel) n. dark line found at the back of the neck of obese people, this line resembles that of libag although this line is permanent. Barnakol - (bar-na-kol) n. germs and dirt collectively found at the back of the neck and has not been washed for a long period of time. Buffalo - (boo-fah-low) n. a pseudo-male homosexual person. Bulastog - (boo-las-tog) n. the bigger version of Tuknene; usually the egg is hardboiled, but in some cases it is found to be the egg of Balut or the egg of Penoy; coņo individuals call it 'dough egg'. Bultokatchi - (bul-to-kah-tsi) n. splash of water hitting the buttocks, created when feces falls down the toilet bowl and hits the water hard. Buris - (boo-rees) n. watery discharge from the anus, happens when feces is stuck inside the long intestine for a long period and what is supposed to be hard crap becomes a watery crap; the anus becomes like a faucet of s***. Burnik - (boor-nick) n. the hairs outside the ring of your anus; can also be found under the scrotum balls, it is usually where excess tidbits of feces hang from. Butuytuy - (boo-tooi-tooi) n. small penis belonging to a child. Champion - (chyam-pyon) n. refers to a person who has, according to buffalos, 'admirable qualities'; adj. something exotic. Chikchak - (tshik-tshak) v. to eat; part of the gay lingo, anyone caught using this verb is assumed a gay johlog or most commonly known as baklog. Chicklog - (tshik-lohg) n. female johlog. Chupchup - (tshup-tshup) v. to kiss, to suck, to lick; part of the gay lingo, anyone caught using this word is definitely a baklog. Coņolog - (kon-yoh-log) n. a rich person having qualities of a johlog, no breeding. Haliparot - (hah-lee-pah-rot) n. gayish gay. Iskabru - (ees-kah-bruh) n. dirt found under the female breasts; syn. kukurikabu. Jabbar - (ja-bar-r) adj. first level of armpit stench, the body obtains excessive sweat. Jabongga - (dja-bong-ga) v. to have sex. Jigoy - (dji-ghoy) v. to masturbate. Johlog - (dyho-lohg) n. v. adj. adv. v.t. bibl. eccl. colloq. derog. the past, the future, the present, similar to Fido Dido, words cannot describe its essence, champion!!! panalo!!! Kaboodel - (ka-bu-del) n. booger. Kachichas - (ka-chi-chas) n. the unbearable odor reeking from the feet of an individual who has bad foot hygiene. Kahoy - (kah-hoy) n. an erect penis. Kalamantutay - (ka-la-man-tuh-tay) n. name which gives off a very disturbing odor. Kito - (kee-tô) v. to have sex. Kukurikabu - (koo-koo-ree-ka-boo) n. germs and dirt found collectively under the female breasts; caused by excess baby powder applied to the body, most of the time it is the result of not taking baths; carriers are mostly women with big breasts. Kuntil - (koon-tihl) n. excess skin found outside the ear, it is shaped like the spikes of a massage slipper. Kuskusin - (khoos-khoos-een) n. stupid person; adj. stupid, syn. shabu. Kuyog - (kuh-yhog) v. hitting the head of a person to the point of beating that individual to death; experts of this type of kung-fu belong to the fraternities of Farmers, Manuela and Jaloux. Kuyukot - (kuh-yuh-khot) n. male penis, tumbong. Kwek-kwek - (kwhek-kwhek) n. fried quail eggs wrapped in dough with orange food coloring. McArthur - (mac-ar-tur) n. a nugget of feces which comes back after flushing. Mulmol - (mhul-mhul) n. hair strategically located on the center of a mole, it is difficult to remove even if plucking were applied, the most effective process of removal known is that of the laser. Ngotngot - (ngot-ngot) n. the spiral cord of a telephone. Nicotine - (ni-ko-tin) n. yellow stain marks located in front of the underwear, it is caused by dried excretions of urine and in some cases semen. Ormot - (ur-mot) n. skid marks; dark colored streaks found under the underwear belonging to individuals who have crapping problems. Pakaplog - (pa-kap-log) n. Filipino breakfast, pandesal - kape - itlog; v. to touch a woman's breast in a favor type manner. Panalo - (pa-na-lo) n. a bigger and better champion. Pasas - (pa-sas) n. nipples belonging to an old woman. Pido - (pee-do) n. a person who "loves" children. Pilahan - (pee-la-han) v. to gang rape. Piso-piso - (pee-so-pee-sow) adj. describes the legs of a girl with numerous scars resembling one peso coins. Puyukot - (puh-yuh-khot) n. small round pieces of feces similar that of a cat's. Retaretarded - (re-ta-re-tar-ded) adj. describes a person who is one and a half stupid. Shabu - (sha-booh) adj. describes what happens to your brain when you are having a conversation with the likes of Nbrit's sister, conversations like these cause the brain to melt and the nose to bleed because of overwhelming english; n. person who appears to have no brains. Smakatum - (smak-ka-tuhm) n. dirt found inside or outside the ears. Spakaldum - (spah-kal-doom) n. hairs found on the female nipple. Sprikitik - (spree-kee-tik) n. germs and dirt found collectively on the wristwatch, caused by occasional sprays of perfume on the wrists which give the latter adhesive qualities and a magnetic reaction towards dirt. Squaconlog - (skwa-kon-log) n. a skwater person dressing up like a rich person but the natural aura of being a johlog is obviously exemplified. Squalog - (skwa-log) n. the worst kind of a johlog, this person has no respect at all for anything. Tabuge - (tah-buh-ghe) n. feces which is round shaped. Tang - (tang) n. watery feces which splashes on the cheeks of a person's buttocks. Tangbururot - (tang-bu-ru-rot) n. tang with small chunky pieces. Tarugo - (tah-ru-go) n. penis having a dark shaded color, oftentimes the color is dark violet or for Afro-Americans, black. Tigidig - (tee-gee-deeg) n. pimples. Tobol - (to-bol) n. long hard piece of feces. Toneng - (to-neng) n. sex. Tripoktik - (tree-pok-teek) n. final droplets of urine after taking a piss, those that do not drop are left to dry on the underwear which after a few hours turns into nicotine. Tuknene - (thuk-ne-ne) n. fried hardboiled quail eggs wrapped with orange dough, in some areas it is called Kwek-kwek, in the provinces it is referred to as Tiokneneng(chuk-ne-neng). Tutyang - (tut-yang) n. the hairs found in the insides of the nose, these hairs usually stick out. Warrior - (wo-ri-yor) n. suspicious looking character, a person associated with rumbles, holdups, pick-pocketing, rugby and solvent sniffing. purse snatching, and kikil, they always come in groups. Weneklek - (whe-nhe-klhek) n. hairs found around the nipple, usually on the areola area. |
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miburo Observer
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ok to ah prem, this enriches one's vocabulary>
ancient term for Kukurikabu is Jubibag ( la pa kasi jologs nun ) |
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eph Senior
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ok nga prem!  |
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chipp Site Admin
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jologs nga lang makakaalam nito...
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miburo Observer
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sorry i was supposed to write phraim diba phraim naman tawag ko sayo!
tsaka imaginin mo naman si prem ang magpopost ng ganito???  |
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bernardjtan UPCAT Examinee
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Jologs nga...
"Kahoy mo!!! kitang kita" |
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freespirit Sophomore
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bakit ngayon ko lang nakita itong post na ito???
this post definitely made my day |
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aesculapios_ouzel UPCAT Examinee
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wahahahah!
sang buk mo yan nkuha!!!!!!! nbasa ko n yan e!!!!!!! wahahah!! sa text...quotes...na buk yan!!!!!11 wahahahh!!!!! |
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flip Sophomore
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hehehe.............
karog - hair between the penis and navel Bilalay - folds of the vagina buyud - fried fish eggs |
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dynegirl Senior
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very educational
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madhouse_09 Junior
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yun pala yung mga sinsabi ng kapatid ko haha
this signifies that the filipino language is stilll living astig ka prem  |
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clarissa
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ngayon ko lang narinig mga 2 ah..ha..ha..ha
all these time enosente pa pala ako he..he..he  |
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eph Senior
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dun ko nakuha sa dating http://p***.com to eh. |
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| ang galing!!!!!! | |
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yangurr_evil UPCAT Examinee
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i love the dictionary! galing!
whoever compiled those words could only be a certified jolog... but now, i think i'm into jolographjy narin!!!!  |
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green_eyes UPCAT Examinee
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hahahaha!!!!!!!!!! natawa ako dun ah! asteeeg!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahaha..
mabuhay ang mga jologs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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